Fuck It Cut Your Dick Off Lard Humungus T-Shirt

Fuck It Cut Your Dick Off Lard Humungus T-Shirt – Premium Quality for Everyday Style

The Fuck It Cut Your Dick Off Lard Humungus T-Shirt is made from high-quality materials designed for comfort, durability, and everyday use. Its classic fit and clean design make it a versatile piece that complements any outfit, suitable for both men and women.

Crafted with attention to detail, this product combines timeless style with modern printing technology to ensure long-lasting color and fabric integrity.

Product Features

• Material: Heavyweight 5.3 oz / 180 gsm fabric.
  Solid colors are 100% preshrunk cotton.
  Heather grey is 90% cotton / 10% polyester.
  Denim heather is 50% cotton / 50% polyester.

• Fit: Classic unisex fit designed for daily wear.

• Construction: Double-needle hems and reinforced neckband for added durability.

• Comfort: No side seams to prevent irritation.

Printing Technology

We use Direct to Garment (DTG) printing to ensure high-quality, vibrant, and durable prints.
This water-based ink technology allows the design to blend smoothly with the fabric, maintaining a soft feel that lasts over time.

Shipping Information

• United States: 7–10 business days.

• Canada: 12–14 business days.

• International: 14–20 business days.

Payment Options

We accept payments via PayPal, Visa, MasterCard, American Express, and Discover.
For debit or credit card transactions, please select “Checkout with PayPal” and choose the “Pay with Debit or Credit Card” option.

Why Choose Our Products

Our products combine premium materials, advanced printing, and careful craftsmanship.
Each item delivers lasting comfort, vivid color, and classic appeal — ideal for casual wear, gifts, or everyday fashion.

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